Tiger Woods Jokes / Recent Jokes
The slowest round of golf in history is being played by Tiger Woods
Three years and he's only on hole eleven
Tiger Woods says he's excited to return to the Masters. It will be his first foursome in months.
His wife accused him of having an affair. Tiger said he was just playing a provisional.
The Grand Old Game will never be the same now that Tiger has introduced a new concept to the game.
The game used to have Hazards clearly defined... sand traps, water ponds, bunkers, marshes, ditches, creeks.. Now we have to add a new hazard to the game... getting caught!
After carefully scrutiny and a comprehensive medical evaluation of Tiger's injuries, a team of Doctors has concluded definitively that Elin did indeed use a Gap Wedge.
Tiger tried to explain to Elin that oral sex and intercourse are not really the same. "
"That's ridiculous" she said.
"Tiger said, "Well then why do they have different prices?