Tiger Woods Jokes / Recent Jokes

Tiger Woods has set up a learning center in Southern California. Where young men learn to delete text messages.

As part of the deal with Tiger Woods, Rachel Uchitel will be required to change her surname.

Tiger, Tiger, bleeding bright
In the driveway of the night
What small Swedish hand or wrist
With a three-wood your head kissed?

What the anger, what the fire
Was so stoked by the Enquirer?
Twas there motive, twas there goal?
Did you play an extra hole?

Couldst thou not appease her
After bedding a skeezer?
Was your mom of no aid, though
Batt’ling that white tornado?

Were you chased from hearth and home
A golf club aimed at your dome?
Did the instinct come to pass
“My caddy will save my ass”?

When Elin did swing her club
Did you cower like a cub?
Did you know she’d hit a ton
And put you on the green in one?

When the impact made a thud
Wat’ring the lawn with your blood
Did she smile her work to see?
And did the pain make you pee?

And as neighbors heard your snores
Did you dream about your whores?
Complete defeat, more...

Bloomberg BusinessWeek has named Tiger Woods the most powerful athlete in the world. Of course, he slept his way to the top.

Tiger Woods recently spent a good bit of time in the Virgin Islands. There is now a proposal on the table to rename them "The Islands"

A restaurant in Thailand used 500 condoms to make a replica of Tiger Woods. And for Tiger, that's an entire days worth of condoms.

Tiger Woods' longtime adviser, John Merchant, blamed Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley for corrupting Woods. Merchant went onto blame Isiah Thomas for global warming and Dominique Wilkins for destroying Atlantis.