Tigger Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why did Tigger look down the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh.

Tigger and Eeyore are at the bar when Tigger says he's going to the bathroom. Eeyore sits waiting for Tigger for a half hour then decides to get up. When he gets to the bathroom he sees Tigger with his face in the toilet and asks him, "What the hell are you doing?" Tigger replies, "Looking for Pooh"

A New Hampshire man says Kevin Federline intentionally hit his son "on or about the head" on a recent trip to Disneyworld. The family is seeking an apology and unspecified financial...wait, what? Oh, it was a Tigger who hit the kid.














Tigger Wigger
Or alternatively...
Bum rap Rap bum

Why does Tigger smell so bad?
Cause he's always hanging out with Pooh.

Why doesnt tigger have any friends?
because he plays with pooh.