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"Hello, your through to IT support, my name is David, how can i help you today?"

"I've tried and tried but i can't find the net"

"Oh dear, okay let me take a few details first, can i take your name?"

"Fernando Torres"

After a few pints of bitter, Fernando Torres has a bet with Stevie Gerrard that he can go out and beat Man United all on his own.

So, come Saturday Torres goes out to Old Trafford to play whilst Stevie stays down the pub.

After the match, Nando comes back to Stevie in the pub.

'So what was the score Nando?'

'It was 1-1.'

'Ha ha ha, I win my bet!! But you did well, 1-1 against 11 men'

'Yeh, it wasn't too bad but I got sent off after 34 minutes'