Twain Jokes / Recent Jokes
What is 4-2?
two.
What is 8-6?
two.
Who wrote Tom Sawyer?
Twain
Now say the answers altogether.
Two two Twain.
Have a nice twip!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Twain!
Twain who?
Twains are what wabbits take a twip on!
Knowledge without insight is like a horse in the library.
If Teddy Roosevelt were alive today, he probably would have said, "Walk softly and carry an Uzi." Sadly, we'll never know. -Lev L. Spiro
Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. -Richard Hooker
A great way for to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much. -Frank Varano
Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.
Brooke's Law: Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
Some people reach the top of the ladder of success only to find it is leaning against the wrong wall.
Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in more...
Shaggy, Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a restaurant. Someone farts and Shaggy says,"Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says,"Oops, I did it again."
The next day they go in a limo to a bar and someone farts. Shaggy says," Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says," Stronger than yesterday."