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A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy...
In a recent On-line poll 38, 562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98. 8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.
The computer is the ultimate polluter: its feces are indistinguish- able from the food it produces.
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic - ten out of ten die.
Q: What is the ultimate rejection?
A: Your hand falls asleep while masterbating.