Waiter And Waitress Jokes / Recent Jokes

Waiter, what is this stuff?

That's bean salad sir.

I know what it's been, but what is it now?

Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.

Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

Waiter, your tie is in my soup!

That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

And how did you find your steak sir?

Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was...

Waiter: These are the best eggs we’ve had for years.

Diner: Well, bring me some you haven’t had around for that long.

Waiters short joke 16

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."