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Visitors from a strange land where coffee doesn't cost five dollars
Victims
Gator bait
Walking ATM machines
The people who brought you George W. Bush
Taxi roadkill
Witnesses
Senator Clinton
Annoying weirdos who don't speak any English (... sorry, that's what tourists call New Yorkers)
Mr. I'm-too-good-to-take-a-leak-on-the-subway
MMI, Viacom Internet Services Inc.

One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.

walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,

there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".

God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."

St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they`re gone, they`re gone!"

"Who, the New Yorkers?".

"No, the Pearly Gates."

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None 'o yo' fuckin' business!

To my fellow New Yorkers and Yankee fans, please accept my deepest apologies. The events of this past Wednesday are my fault.
It seems that after a few tequilas and an ill-advised viewing of "License to Drive," I asked God to please kill Corey Feldman.
I don't know what to say...except that I am done with T-Mobile.

One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.
walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,
there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".
God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."
St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they`re gone, they`re gone!"
"Who, the New Yorkers?".
"No, the Pearly Gates."