Zodiac Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.