Zodiac Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I dont know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if its just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesnt know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps. ..

Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos dont change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while theyre out.