Zodiac Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - theyd rather sit in the dark.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I dont waste my time with these childish jokes.
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffers Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Astrology tells us about people and their future by their time, date and location of birth. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of a person's birth. Demographics tell us what others like, dislike, whom they voted for, as well as what they buy and what they watch on television. The Corporate Zodiac goes a step further: simply by an individual's job title, people can pretty much learn about an employee's hidden personality traits.
MARKETING:
You are ambitious, yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing - which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.
SALES:
Laziest of all the Corporate Signs, often referred to as a "marketer without a degree". You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid all contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big more...
"Now boys," said the teacher, "tell me the signs of the zodiac. You first Tommy."
"Taurus, the Bull."
"Right. Now you Harry, another one."
"Cancer the Crab."
"Right again. Now Sammy it's your turn."
The boy looked puzzled, hesitated a moment and then blurted out, "Mickey the Mouse!"
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and theyll use a non-disposable diaper too!
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans dont like to change anything.