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Astrology tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you buy and what you watch on television.
Well, the Corporate Zodiac goes a step further: simply by your job title, people will have you all figured out...
MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing - which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.
SALES: Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree", you are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with "customers" so you can "concentrate on the big picture". You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.
TECHNOLOGY: Unable to more...

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The lights out?

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but theyll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns cant afford new lightbulbs --- unless theyre a legitimate business expense.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why dont you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? Im, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when theyre done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? Its probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.