"A few terms to help you get started..." joke

A few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar...
"Damn- that s**t is DOPE!"
~~~ That is a wonderful concept/object/action.
"I can't FADE that!"
~~~ I am unable to hande this at this time.
"Shante ain't HAVIN' it!"
~~~ This is not something that Shante will allow to occur.
"Homey-Boo was dropping PHAT beats."
~~~ Our friend Boo was playing some wonderful music.
"YO!- Let me GAFFLE that BLUNT!"
~~~ Might I be able to indulge in your marijuana cigarette?
"JIMMY was on and I was HITTIN' it!"
~~~ I had in my possession a condom, which was used in my engagement of sexual activity.
"What's up? Why you ALL UP IN my s**t!?!"
~~~ Please sir/madam- stay out of my affairs.
"She is HELLA' CLOWIN' you HOMEY!"
~~~ The woman is creatively informing you that her interest in dating you is non-existant at this time.
"Woooooo- Renaldo was PITCHIN' STRAIGHT GAME to baby-doll, and it was SMOOOOOOOVE!"
~~~ Renaldo was creatively inquiring as to the marital status of the female, with the intention of asking her on a date.
"STEP OFF Cool- before I bust PHAT CAPS in your A** with my NEENER..."
~~~ It would be beneficial to your physical state to leave this area, as i will soon be encouraged by your disrespect towards me to shoot bullets into your fanny with my 9mm pistola.
"Why is 5-OH always BUGGIN'!?!"
~~~ Why are the police officers always worried?
"Friday night- COLD CHILLIN' with a 40 and a BLUNT."
~~~ It is Friday eve, and I am leisurely enjoying a forty ounce bottle of malt liquor and a marijuana cigarette.
"Five-o's all deep up in da place"
~~~ There are a lot of police officers around.