"Bunda" joke

Three missionaries are captured by a tribe of cannibals. When
they are brought before the chief, he points to the first
missionary and says
"Do you want Death or do you want Bunda?"
"I don't know what Bunda is but it sounds better than death, I'll
take bunda."
A cheer goes up from the tribe and they proceed to take turns
bending him over a stump and having their way with him, and then
let him go. The next day the chief points to the second
missionary and says,
"Do you want Death or do you want Bunda?"
Not wanting bunda, but wanting death even less, the second
missionary also chooses bunda. With a cheer they take him to the
same stump, and after a few hours, they let him go. The third
day, the chief points to the last missionary, and gives him the
same choice. The third missionary, being more devout than the
others, says
"I'll take Death!"
The loudest cheer yet erupts from the tribesman, as the chief
says "Death by Bunda!"

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After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
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