"Caribbean Holiday" joke
A businessman and a lawyer were fishing in the Caribbean. Attempting to strike up a conversation, the lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed in the fire. My insurance paid for everything."
"What a coincidence," said the businessman. "I'm here because my house and all of my belongings were destroyed by a flood. Fortunately, my insurance company paid for everything too."
Looking a little confused, the lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?"
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