"Cat Codes" joke

Easy code system to communicate with other cat owners and with the animal clinic.
Sex:
XFemale, spayed, no interest.
X+Female, spayed, but still interested.
X++Female, intact, but not particularly excitable.
X+++I am a kitten factory.
YMale, neutered, no interest.
Y+Male, neutered, but still interested.
Y++Male, intact, but not particularly excitable.
Y+++I would go through a burning building to get at a female in heat.
Size ("largeness"):
L-I fit easily into your shirt pocket.
L-I can curl up in two cupped hands.
L-I'm somewhere between kitten-sized and average.
LI'm average cat size, just right for your lap.
L+I'm starting to slip off the side of your lap.
L++I'm large enough to make a German Shepherd think twice.
L+++People sometimes mistake me for a mountain lion.
Weight:
W-I'm so thin that you can count my bones.
W-I'm slim, but healthy.
WI'm an average cat, not too thin and not too fat.
W+I'm a heavy cat, but it's all muscle.
W++I need to go on a diet.
Claws:
C-I've been declawed front and back
C-I've been declawed in front
C-I have claws, but they're covered with "Soft Paws" (tm).
C+I have claws, but they're clipped regularly.
C++My claws are unclipped, but they're kind of dull.
C+++I have ten razor-sharp implements of death.
Note: "C*" can be substituted for "C" for a polydactyl.
Behavioral Traits:
These are optional fields that describe behavioral, as opposed to physical, traits. Consider omitting the corresponding code if your cat is "normal" (whatever that means for a cat!) or near normal for the sake of brevity.
I/O:
I+++You mean there's a world *outside* of the house?!
I++I live indoors most of the time, but will sneak out sometimes.
I+I prefer to live indoors, but go outside when I feel like it.
II drift between indoors and outdoors at will.
I-I come indoors to sleep and eat, but not much else.
I-I'm allowed inside once in a while, but I eat and sleep outdoors.
I-Why would anyone want to live inside those big ugly boxes?
Temperament:
T+++I am a furry ball of affection and love everybody.
T++I like meeting new people and am affectionate with most.
T+I'm shy about meeting new people, but am affectionate with those that I know well.
TI have a few special humans I really like, the rest I tolerate.
T-People are OK for feeding and playing, but not much else
T-I'm annoyed by human contact and will avoid it if possible.
T-DON'T TOUCH ME OR I'LL SHRED YOU!!
Note: Many cats appear to be split-personalities, e.g.: T++/-
Activity level:
A+++All the photos of me are blurred.
A++I am always getting into, under or on top of things and am hardly ever still.
A+If you don't play with me, I'll find a way to play by myself. A It's easy to get me to play, but I like to sleep, too.
A-I work very hard at sleeping, but like to chase the occasional toy.
A-I may show signs of life in the presence of an excellent toy.
A-They thought I was dead, until they started the can opener. LOL!!!
Eating:
E+++Nothing even remotely edible is safe when I'm around.
E++I'm always hungry. What are you having?
E+I would rather eat than play with a toy.
EI enjoy good food, but sometimes the stuff I get is fit only for my litter box.
E-I'll wait until the others have eaten.
E-I would rather play with a toy than eat.
E-I eat just enough to get by.
Hunting:
HFood comes in a box, right?
H+I chase anything that moves, but am not quite sure what to do with it if I catch it.
H++I kill an occasional small rodent, bird or lizard, but would never eat one. (Well, *hardly* ever.)
H+++I regularly kill and eat small prey but expect to be fed, too.
H++++If I didn't kill it then I don't want to eat it.
Smurgling:
SI wouldn't be caught dead doing it!
S+I sneak an occasional smurgle.
S++When I'm in the mood, I can smurgle with the best of them.
S+++Everybody leaves my house moistened with kitty-drool.
Note: "smurgling" is defined as kneading some part of a person's body o