"Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes." joke

Degrees (Fahrenheit)
* 65 degrees:
Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
* 60 degrees:
Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
* 50 degrees:
Miami residents turn on the heat
* 45 degrees:
Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
* 40 degrees:
You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming
* 35 degrees:
Italian cars don't start
* 32 degrees:
Water freezes
* 30 degrees:
You plan your vacation to Australia
* 25 degrees:
Ohio water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming
* 20 degrees:
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South
* 15 degrees:
French cars don't start
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* 10 degrees:
You need jumper cables to get the car going
* 5 degrees:
American cars don't start
* 0 degrees:
Alaskans put on T-shirts
* -10 degrees:
German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink
* -15 degrees:
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist
* -20 degrees:
Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don't start
* -25 degrees:
Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
* -30 degrees:
You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don't start
* -40 degrees:
Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your cat helps you plan your trip South
* -50 degrees:
Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window
* -80 degrees:
Hell freezes over
Polar bears move South
Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
* -90 degrees:
Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets!