Astronauts Jokes / Recent Jokes
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes? You see, it had no atmosphere!
What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
Why dont astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because theyve just had a big launch.
When traveling to the moon one day, astronauts discovered
amazing moon crystals. they took all they could find and, when
they got back, they shipped some moon crystals to all major
colleges around... except for Texas A&M. "Hey! We're a major
college! Give us some!" TAMU bitched. After thinking long and
hard the astronauts had a plan. "Well, we can't waste any of this
precious crystal" replied the lead astronaut," and Texas A&M is so
stupid they couldn't tell a moon crystal from a pile of cow shit" So
the astronauts gave Texas A&M a big pile of cow shit. 3 Weeks
later, on CNBC, all major colleges reported their discoveries of the
crystals. When Texas A&M came up they said" We now have
scientific proof that the cow did indeed jump over the moon."
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?
A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish."
Q: What does NASA stand for?
A1: Need Another Seven Astronauts
A2: Need Another Shuttle Also
Q: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?
A: They didn't know it was going to blow up.
Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?
A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP.
Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to be a naval officer?
A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll have a rated officer onboard.
Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?
A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.