Bailout Jokes / Recent Jokes

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

In recent ads, Verizon promotes their DSL Internet service by pointing out its better than other companies’ dial up services. Borrowing from Verizon’s ad playbook, BMW is launching a new multi-billion dollar campaign that boasts the tagline: “BMW- Because they’re nicer than Kias.”

Banks want to return $68 billion in bailout money to the government. They were upset at all the hidden fees.

I carry a picture around with me, that of me fucking the CEO of Capital One in the ass, just like he's done to me all these years.
What's in your wallet?

The courts allowed the bankruptcy proceedings for Chrysler to go forward this week. The bankruptcy was approved after the judge told Chrysler to sit in a room for a few minutes while the judge went to talk to his manager.