Barack Obama Jokes / Recent Jokes
An Ohio judge recently ruled that election officials must accept provisional ballots from homeless voters, a move widely regarded to benefit Barack Obama since low income populations have a tendency to vote Democrat.
I actually think the homeless were some of the first Obama supporters. Since the very beginning, they've been out on the street demanding change.
It's clear that President Obama has brought change to America. Now, it'd be nice if he could get some $10s and $20s in here.
Good news for the Obama administration. The snowstorm should create lots of those "shovel-ready" jobs promised in the stimulus package.
President Obama called for tying teachers' pay to students' performance, embracing an idea that has provoked hostility from members of teachers unions. Said one union member, "I think President Obama's pay should be tied to the performance of the economy."
Barack Obama's campaign has approached Illinois Rep. Rahm Emanuel about possibly serving as White House chief of staff, officials say. Officials say Obama will choose the other eleven disciples at a later date.