Barack Obama Jokes / Recent Jokes

This marks the first time in 8 years that a letter was written by a president and crayons were not involved.

Republicans demanded equal time so Mitt Romney pitched to one batter in the bottom of the seventh.

What do Barack Obama and Tigers Woods have in common?
They've both made a billion dollars, neither one keeps their promises and they both will only screw white people.

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.
"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl more...

The news keeps talking about Obama's huge stimulus package. I think that's nobody's business but Michelle's.

Barack Obama's Kenyan family has announced that when Obama wins, they will sacrifice bulls, chickens and goats to honor the victory.
And we thought Jimmy Carter had some embarrassing relatives.

See His 10 Campaign Promises:1.Universal health care for children
2.Producing alternative energy
3.Reducing family health care costs
4.Investing in infrastructure Tax cuts for working families
5.Turning water into wine
6.Healing the sick
7.Performing exorcisms
8.Raising the dead
9.Walking on water
10.and renaming The Supreme Court ‘The 9 Disciples’