Basketball Jokes / Recent Jokes
Party photos of another Miss America contestant have surfaced. The pictures reportedly show Katie Rees (Miss Nevada 2007) exposing her breasts, passionately kissing other young women, and simulating oral sex with females and a male.
Earlier this month, Rees was the guest of honor at a Special Olympics bowling tournament and last month attended an event for underprivileged children.
Tickets are sold out for Miss Nevada's upcoming charity appearance at the Make-A-Wish foundation.
The NBA has fined Houston's Rick Adelman, Portland's Nate McMillan and Boston's Doc Rivers for publicly criticizing referees during the NBA playoffs. The fines fit in with the NBA's new slogan: "I love this game! Because I'm told I have to."
The NBA is launching a marketing campaign to attract more Latino viewers. Latinos might watch the WNBA, since they often do jobs that most Americans won't.
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Three teams are reportedly interested in signing Stephon Marbury. Unfortunately for Marbury, none of them are basketball teams.
Basketball star Jason Kidd filed for divorce from his wife of 13 years claiming she abused him.
Also named in the suit: every other point guard in the NBA.
Charles Barkley is headed back to Las Vegas to play in a charity poker tournament a month after pledging not to gamble. It's not as bad as it sounds, though. Barkley will be donating all of his winnings to Hypocrites Anonymous.