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Yoko Ono is suing the makers of the movie "Expelled" over the illegal use of the song "Imagine." She's even threatening to date the director and break up the production company.

Fighting over the copyright of rare John Lennon footage, Yoko Ono said she had an agreement with Anthony Cox when he shot the footage that it would never be "commercially exhibited, commercially exploited or released" - except perhaps by her.

Asian chicks are hot, but Yoko Ono was nasty.
I heard John Lennon used to scream out her last name during sex.

Former Beatle, Paul McCartney and soon to be ex-wife/ hopscotch enthusiast, Heather Mills have hired the same divorce lawyers that handled the Chuck and Di divorce. McCartney, even offered the former escort a settlement of $50,000,000. He said it was just enough to give her a leg up and back on her foot.

Starbucks is starting up it's own record label and have plans to sign Paul McCartney.

The former Beatle's first release for the label will be entitled "Band with the Runs".