Bihar Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bill Clinton Says To Laloo " If You Hand Over Your Bihar Territory (Bihar) For 3 Months I Will Convert It Into America. Laloo
Says To Clinton " If You Hand Over Your Entire American Territory For 3 Days Then I Would Convert It Into Bihar.

India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted In an unrelated incident: Literacy
soars up to 86% in India and in another interesting incident Pakistan's
literacy rate also increases by 50 %. Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58%- Politicians. Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst. India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software. Laloo to be made National Animal. Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from rice, water, a
stick and some Pottasium Permanganate. No bombings in Kashmir today Suit filed holding Sharad pawar responsible for Battle of
Panipat, 1526. Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim.

A tender for supply of school equipment put out by the office of the District Superintendent of Education, Bihar, invited' Quotationers' to make offers for the following articles:

1. Bras and Bell - 1 kg with wooden humber.

2. Jumetry set in wooden box.

3. Glob - 8" Dymiter.

4. Bucket (Balti) 10".

5. Spad Nos. of tata.

6. Aluminium mfg. for one liter

7. Wooden Black Board 1 big 5'x3. 5" for shakhua wood with two kari.

8. Wooden Black Board (small) 3. 5" x 2. 5" for shakhua wood with two kari.

9. Maps - India World Tirhut Commissionary and West Charaparan Rajnaitik and Historical map of Bihar historical approved by survey department.

10. Charts - Digesting system, skeleton, health sanitation, historical, Bhavan, Kala, Darshan, Shambidhan, Jiwa Vigyan, Bhawtik Vigyan, Rashayan Vigyan.

Now you know why Biharis are amongst the most illiterate in more...