Bowler Jokes / Recent Jokes

The batsman kept hitting the bowler to the square-leg boundary. The captain decided to take him off saying,

'This other bowler knows how to sort him out.'

The batsman duly knocked the ball for a six over the bowler's head.

'I see your idea,' called the first bowler.

'You made him change direction!'

The batsman was leading a charmed life. Three appeals for l. b. w. were turned down and he'd been bowled twice only to hear a no-ball called.

Finally, the bowler sent down a perfect ball which took two stumps out of the ground. The bowler looked at him' You're not going, surely?' he said.

'There's still one stump standing!'

The local team had a rotten day in the field. Between them, the slips dropped at least ten good chances, all off the same bowler. As they walked in, the disgusted bowler spoke up.

'By the way, have you heard about the epidemic?'

'Epidemic?'

'It's not catching!'

The bowler's mother watched proudly from the stand. Next to her, a spectator turned to his companion.

'He's a good bowler,' he said,' But his length varies.'

'Don't be ridiculous,' interrupted the mother.' He's five foot seven, and always has been!'

The demon bowler sent his thunderbolts whizzing past batsman and wicket-keeper for boundary byes from every ball of his opening over. The captain said,' I think I'll rest you for a while.'

'You can't do that,' said the bowler.' I've just bowled a maiden over.

'Women like that are a luxury I can't afford at the moment,' acidly replied the captain.

George:' That bowler's just got a hat-trick.'
Wife:' Why is it called a hat-trick?'
George:' Because it's done by a bowler!'