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A CBS producer, claiming knowledge of sexual relationships between David Letterman and female staffers, has been indicted for trying to extort $2 million from him.
What an idiot! He could have gotten twice that money extorting the female staffers!

One of David Letterman's staff broke silence today! She stated "....sex was not that bad with Dave, he let's you keep the Sarah Palin wig!"

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
"The effects are fleeting and lingering..." - Overheard in a hallway
"In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted." - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse
"A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across." - Announcer on KZOK radio
"He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that`s a mouthful!" - CBS baseball announcer
"An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement." - Irish Politician on RTE radio
"This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage equation." - BBC world service.
"We have two incredibly credible witnesses here." - Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA)
"He`s going to step down `til he`s back on his feet." - Vermont Public Radio commentator on more...

For Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Late Show host and boss David Letterman will encourage employees to wear pink ribbons, participate in a fundraiser walk, and get free breast exams given by Letterman himself.

Stephanie Birkitt's diary is allegedly so full of hot details about her affair with Dave Letterman, "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joseph R. Francis is taking an option on it, movie to be titled " Laid Night With David Letterman".

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. "The effects are fleeting and lingering..." - Overheard in a hallway "In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted." - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse "A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across." - Announcer on KZOK radio "He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a mouthful!" - CBS baseball announcer "An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement." - Irish Politician on RTE radio "This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage equation." - BBC world service. "We have two incredibly credible witnesses here." - Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA) "He's going to step down' til he's back on his feet." - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal

Walter Cronkite said that CBS News anchor Katie Couric is doing a "great job." He then called Tom Cruise "amazing" and baby Suri "incredible."