Cannibal Jokes / Recent Jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldnt stop eating swedes.
A ghost joke
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender said “Sorry sir, we don’t serve spirits here”!
A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people!
A witch joke
What’s the witches favourite pop group?
Broomski Beat!
A Halloween joke
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
No one moved, they couldn’t stir without her!
A witch joke
What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
A witch dressed as a cucumber!
A vampire joke
Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
A witch joke
How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?
When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes!
A Halloween joke
What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!
A vampire joke
What’s Dracula’s car called?
A mobile blood unit!
A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A wear-wolf!
A witch joke
Why did the witch go over the mountain?
Because she couldn’t go under it!
A skeleton joke
Why didn’t the skeleton want to play football?
Because his heart wasn’t in it!
A cannibal joke
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
A wizard joke
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
First cannibal: I dont know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said So that I can feed my lads with mlasses!
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary was incredulous, and said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're going to eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The laughing missionary said, "I just peed in their soup!"
A tourist goes to Africa and asks his tourist guide while walking in the jungle, "Are we safe here? Aren't there cannibals around here?"
And the tourist guide says, "Yes. You can be sure there is no cannibals in Africa."
And the tourist says, "But there may be still some cannibals."
And the tourist guide says, "No, rest assured. We ate the last one last Monday."