Cheetah Jokes / Recent Jokes
(1) You are next. .
When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,"You are next".
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [:))]
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(2) Divorce Joke...
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully",
The divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."
"That's very nice, your honour", the husband said.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself".
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(3) Tarzan & dead Cheetah
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
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(4) Women in Heven
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON more...
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A: A fur coat.
Tarzan swings through the air
Tarzan loses his underwear
Tarzan says "Me no care,
Jane make me another pair."
Boy swings through the air
Boy loses his underwear
Boy says "Me no care,
Jane make me another pair."
Cheetah swings through the air
Cheetah loses his underwear
Cheetah says "Me no care,
Jane make me another pair."
Jane swings through the air
Jane loses her underwear
Jane says "Me no care,
Tarzan like me better bare!"
Two men were walking in the African bush when they met a very hungry cheetah who eyed them ferociously. One of the men fished out some running shoes from his knapsack and bent down to put them on. "Why are you doing that?" cried his companion in despair. "Don't you know that cheetahs can run over sixty miles per hour?" "Yes, yes," he replied as he finished trying the laces. "But I only have to outrun you."
Teacher: Who Runs Faster, Man Or Cheetah? Student: Man Runs Faster. Teacher: Wrong Cheetah Runs Faster. Student: But If A Cheetah Runs After A Man Then Obviously The Man Would Run Faster