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What do they call the small bathroom in Robin Hood's house? The Little John

Actress Lindsay Lohan is being accused of stealing clothes from someone’s house. In her defense, Lindsay said she would’ve returned the clothes, but she forgot who she slept with the night before.

A new reality dating show will premiere on Fox featuring guys dating plus-size women. Fox calls it "More to Love,"; BET calls it, "Regular Programming".

And Larry King was named "sexiest man not alive."

Reports are that Gary Coleman was involved in another skirmish and broke his hand when his punch landed on someone's shin.

After dramatic entrance at scene of crime, having to convince everybody he's not a professional wrestler

When you can see the outline of his underwear through the Bat suit

Punks who gather round and smart off while he's getting gas for the Batmobile

Nuclear power source for utility belt has rendered him sterile

When really stupid people shout out, "Hey! Where's Tonto?"

When dry cleaner accidentally switches Bat suit and San Diego Chicken costume

When an episode focuses way too much on Jake (Oh, I'm sorry. That's one of the pet peeves of the "Fatman")

Seeing Alfred the butler talking to Albert Goldman

The way any two-bit moron with a flashlight and a piece of cardboard can summon him at night

When people call him "The Batman." It's just "Batman," damn it!

An alternate, yet still accurate, description of the Wizard of Oz.

'Transported into a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.'