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President Bush is vowing he will not back down in his support for UN Ambassador John Bolton. Having heard that, Bolton’s already packing up his office.

Amid allegations he snorted crystal meth and cavorted with a male prostitute, evangelical leader Ted Haggard is entering “spiritual rehab.” It was either that, or the West Hollywood samba competition.

A Kansas woman who lost her voice nearly three years ago, suddenly started talking again. Doctors were stunned; her husband was pissed.

To become a man my son put rougain on his balls.
Now he's a happy man and his girlfriend's growing a mustach!

Allot of people blame Mackenzie Phillips for sleeping with her father. But, anyone who has ever grown up in a dysfunctional family knows that you always get the best toys when you sleep with your dad.

On a single day both Dolly Parton and Princess Di pass away. As they reach the gates of heaven, they can see St. Peter standing out front waiting for them, shaking his head. As they approach, St. Peter tells them, "Ladies, I`m sorry, but there just isn`t room for both of you in heaven right now, so I will only be able to take one of you. Seeing as you have both lived good lives and seem equally fit to enter the kingdom, you will have to tell me something that`s special about you."

Dolly Parton comes forward, pushing her breasts up with her hands. "Well," she says, "I`ve got THESE..." St. Peter looks at her and says, "Yes, those are very good. Very good indeed. But let`s see what Princess Di has to offer."

Princess Di just stands there, "I don`t think there`s anything special about me. I mean, I was next in line to become the queen of England..." St. Peter shakes his head, "That`s just not going to do it. more...

Brad Pitt told the BBC that, "Becoming a parent is the best thing I ever did." He then whispered, "except for'Fight Club'. Don't tell Angie I said that."

The mother of a boy who claimed Michael Jackson molested him pleaded no contest to welfare fraud. Michael, who disappointed the audience with his performance at the World Music Awards, has pleaded no contest to being a complete freak.

According to The National Education Forum, 90 out of 100 teachers believe that fraction reduction is a critical math skill.