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The Food and Drug Administration stated late Friday that the source of the E. coli outbreak has been identified as the Jolly Green Giant.
Jolly, who was forced to stand up for years on end, while seeing his popularity fade, admitted responsibilty in a "sick" attempt to gain publicity and attention.

The FDA is holding hearings on whether to expand warning labels on anti-depressants due to risks of suicidal behavior.
Lawyers for the major drug companies say all that is required is closer monitoring of patients.


In a related development, company lawyers also urged the FDA to speed up approval of a new drug designed to combat paranoia.

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The US Food and Drug administration has sent a letter to General Mills stating that because of claims on their label, their Cheerios Whole Grain Oat cereal is promoted for conditions that cause it to be a drug.
In other news, Michael Phelps has become the new spokesman for Cheerios cereal.

For the Obsessive-Compulsive that likes to have the same lunch every day.