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there is 3 aliens that come to earth;the first one goes to an opera and learns how to say mememe.The second alien goes to a restaraunt and learns how to say forks&knives forks&knives.The third one goes to a candyshop and learns how to say goody goody gum drops goody goody gum drops.
So the next day a cop says " there was a murder that happened and I would like to know if anyone of you murdered the boy" so the first alien says "mememe," so the cop says "what did you use to kill the person?" the second one says" forks & knives forks& knives" so the cop replies " you know your going to have to go to jail for this" the third alien says "goody goody gum drops goody goody gum drops!"

If a dog bites a man, they say, it is not news, but if a man bites a dog it certainly is. Well, yesterday this incident actually happened at the Pettah bus stand, Colombo. A man bit a dog. And this is how the different sections of the Sri Lankan press reported the event.

DAILY NEWS:
UNP THUG BITES A DOG
Yesterday, an innocent dog was bitten in front of a large crowd at the Pettah bus stand, by a man, who was later identified as a supporter of the opposition leader, Mr. Ranil Wickremasinghe. Daily News learns that the dog received only minor injuries but following the immediate intervention of the President HE Chandrika Bandaranaike Kumaratunge, he was admitted to the intensive care unit of the Colombo General Hospital Canine ward. In a statement, President also condemned the attack and questioned how long the Opposition leader intends to maintain silence on the inhumanity and cruelty of his supporters over innocent animals.? We should take this act very seriously. more...