Madonna Jokes / Recent Jokes

Rome's Catholic, Muslim and Jewish leaders want to condemn Madonna for her antics on stage.
"If there's one thing I would like to see," said the world, "it's their list of priorities."

Word around the campfire is that Madonna is going to quit Kabbalah. She is concerned the trendy celebrity religion is isolating her family and draining her finances. In a related story, linguists report that the Hebrew word "Kabbalah" translates into "Scientology."

After a brutal dry season and several fires, many Indonesian orangutans have been orphaned, or worse.
"Orangutans are starving. They are sick and many of those we are treating were injured after being attacked by machetes,” said Willie Smits, an ecologist.
"Orphaned? As in, no living relatives, right?'Cause I'm not going through that shit again." Madonna commented.

Madonna has announced plans to raise $3 million to feed and educate children in the nation of Malawi.
Said Madonna, "I'm not exactly sure where Malawi is, but it sure does sound poor."