Masturbate Jokes

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says,' Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand,' Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says,' Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers frowns and says,' Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says,' No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

Confucious say...
...woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam.
...man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts.
...man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off.
...boy who lay girl on hill, not on level.
...man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!
...he who finger girl during period, get caught red-handed.
...he who smoke pot, choke on handle.
...woman who wear g-string, high on crack!
...he who stand on toilet, high on pot!
...boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on-hand!
...girl who bathe in vinegar, walk around with sour-puss!
...man with hand in bush, not nessarily trimming shrubs!
...man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money!
...he who masturbate, screw only himself!
...he who walks thru airplane door sideways is going to Bangkok!
...dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs!

Confucious say... woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off....boy who lay girl on hill, not on level....man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!...he who finger girl during period, get caught red-handed....he who smoke pot, choke on handle....woman who wear g-string, high on crack!...he who stand on toilet, high on pot!...boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on-hand!...girl who bathe in vinegar, walk around with sour-puss!...man with hand in bush, not nessarily trimming shrubs!...man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money!...he who masturbate, screw only himself!...he who walks thru airplane door sideways is going to Bangkok!...dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs!

Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love.

Confucious say...... woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam.... man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts.... man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off.... boy who lay girl on hill, not on level.... man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!... he who finger girl during period, get caught red-handed.... he who smoke pot, choke on handle.... woman who wear g-string, high on crack!... he who stand on toilet, high on pot!... boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on-hand!... girl who bathe in vinegar, walk around with sour-puss!... man with hand in bush, not nessarily trimming shrubs!... man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money!... he who masturbate, screw only himself!... he who walks thru airplane door sideways is going to Bangkok!... dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs!