Meri Jokes / Recent Jokes
Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more
O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gayi hai, ki karan?
Banta: karna ki hai, ohnu border te bhej de, saanu jawaanan di badi lor hai
Ek baar ik banda gwandia de ghar manja lain gaya, gwandi kehnda yaar sade ghar 2 hi manje ne 1 te main te mera bappu 2je te meri gharwali te meri maa sonde ne,
oh banda kehnda tussi vi hadd kar di......., manja nahi dena na deo par soya ta tareeke nal karo...
Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaaggyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag gayi..
Sindhi 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!