Mosquitoes Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
Santa Was Getting Bitten By Mosquitoes The Whole Night. He Got
Irritated... Drank Poison & Said,
Ab Kaato Saalon, Sab Maroge!
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: Thats right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
Silly Sri Lankan Joke - posted by MLL E-mail:
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Once a foreigner came to Sri Lanka. There were mosquitoes, so he bought a mosquito net os he could sleep w/out deling w/ buzzing mosquitoes. The 1st night, he slept well. the 2nd night, there were fireflies hovering above his mosquito net. He panicked & ran screaming into the night saying,"Oh my gods, Sri Lankan mosqitoes carry lanterns!!!!!!!!!"
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MLL
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Premadasa Joke - posted by unknown E-mail:
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premadasa went to the opening ceromny of the
auditorium at ladies college
having exited looking at the chicks
he started the speech saying
I have never seen hall like ladies hall
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him? Im driving."