Mosquitoes Jokes / Recent Jokes

Ram: Sham, you know today I killed 5 mosquitoes. 3 were male and 2 were female.
Sham: How did you know that?
Ram: Simple! The ones 3 male mosquitoes were sitting on my shaving, and the 2 female ones were sitting on my wife's lip stick.

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him? I'm driving."

New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!

In a daring experiment in Europe, scientists used mosquitoes to deliver a "vaccine" of live malaria parasites through their bites. For their next daring experiment, scientists are going to try to deliver a syphilis "vaccine" through sex with Paris Hilton.