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Have you noticed the differences between Jay Leno's New Show vs his Old Show??? It SUCKS 1 1/2 hours earlier...So now I get to fall asleep at 10:05pm eastern!

Alec Balwin was taken to the hospital after he threatened to take pills. Apparently, people will do anything to get out of being on NBC.

NBC plans to cover 835 hours of the Winter Olympics in aneffort to prove to viewers that they don’t always cancel programming thatnobody’s watching.

According to MSNBC, a beagle that had been rescued from a rooftop after hurricane Katrina was shot to death last month for growling at a man through a fence. Apparently a man with a gun felt threatened by the beagle. The man said he experienced a similar kind of rage while watching Sesame Street.

Timothy McVeigh, executed in 2001 for the Oklahoma City terrorist bombing that killed 168 people, told victims' families to "get over it " in a set of interview tapes aired for the first time Monday night on MSNBC. Ironically, "get over it," is exactly what Satan told McVeigh when he complained about conditions in Hell.

NBC Today Show star Matt Lauer suffered a broken collar bone in a collision while riding a bicycle with a deer. The Deer being represented by Ron Kuby has filed suit against NBC, Matt Lauer.

In related news, NBC announced today that Jay Leno will be replaced in the 10 pm time slot by Apolo Anton Ohno.