New York Jokes / Recent Jokes

...the New York Mets today released their 2009 season highlights DVD...the DVD was 90 minutes long with nothing on it.

A sixty-year-old Sylvester Stallone stars in "Rocky Balboa", the sixth movie in the series. In this atmosphere of sequels to long-resting franchises, moviegoers can also look forward to "Die Hard IV: Dying of Prostate Cancer," and "Ghostbusters 3," in which the aging Ghostbusters return to Manhattan, only to discover that gentrification has pushed all the supernatural phenomena to Astoria.

Chicago's Brad Miller says he's not interested in the Knicks. So he'll fit in perfectly in New York.

The Knicks have decided to pass on signing Allen Iverson. Odd, since Iverson hasn't passed in years.

I think I’ve got this Elliot Spitzer thing all figured out. During this past year Governor Spitzer tried to pass a law allowing illegal immigrants to have a driver’s license.

Makes sense to me. How else were these hookers getting to the Governor’s mansion?

The New York Yankees want to host a college bowl game in the stadium. College football would be more appropriate at CitiField, because the Mets season also doesn't include the playoffs.

On Monday Governor Spitzer will turn in his key to the Governor’s Mansion.

But, don’t worry; he’ll keep the key to the mini bar.