New York Jokes / Recent Jokes

To assure voters he has what it takes to be governor of NY, Cuomo announced that last night he solicited a prostitute.

No one is more sarcastic than a New York deli counterman. I asked him why the buffalo mozzarella cost so much more than the regular.

"Didja ever try to milk a buffalo?"

The New York Mets have retained hitting coach Howard Johnson, pitching coach Dan Warthen, and bullpen coach Randy Niemann. After all, why mess with perfection?

Pedro Martinez will make his 2009 debut this week. We expect him to be healthy – if he was injured, the Mets would have kept him.

The New York Giants won the NFC East division. They celebrated by dumping Gatorade on Plaxico Burress' smoldering leg.

Angels reliever Francisco Rodriguez met with the New York Mets about coming to their bullpen. Or as they call it, where ERAs go to die.

Three New York pharmacists are being sued for refusing to refill prescriptions for emergency contraception. Said one CVS employee, "One date rape I can understand, but two? C'mon!"