New York Yankees Jokes / Recent Jokes

At a Boston Red Sox game on Saturday, a pregnant woman collapsed and died, her baby was saved....below is a picture of the son seconds after his birth.

Yankees manager Joe Girardi took his team to a pool hall, in an effort to create stronger bonds. Alex Rodriguez was especially comfortable there, since he will spend most of 2009 behind the 8-ball.

To my fellow New Yorkers and Yankee fans, please accept my deepest apologies. The events of this past Wednesday are my fault.
It seems that after a few tequilas and an ill-advised viewing of "License to Drive," I asked God to please kill Corey Feldman.
I don't know what to say...except that I am done with T-Mobile.

Andy Roddick and Serena Williams were invited to throw out ceremonial pitches for the Yankees. And start for the Mets.

Alex Rodriguez is no longer in a slump. But for the record, Madonna hates being called that.

First Lady Laura Bush has said that the attempt by an Iraqi journalist to hit her husband with his shoes was "an assault," though she did admit the guy had a strong arm and wouldn't be surprised if the Yankees offered him a contract.

Donald Fehr is expected to get a compensation package worth over $11 million. Fehr plans on using it to buy two Yankee tickets.