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I hate September. It was always back to school, so I had to be ready. It was back to homework, so I had to turn off the Yankees and study. It was my sister’s birthday and I had to be..um..nice. Yuk. But just in case that wasn’t bad enough, the Jewish holidays are here!

Oy friggin’ vey.

I hate these holidays. Like four days in synagogue. In case you were wondering, the services are partially in English and partially in Hebrew, but mostly suck. If you are comforted by being in a room of people with your religious background, love a good solemn pray, or can’t get enough of a cantor, who sounds as if he has infected sinuses, chanting in Hebrew for 4 HOURS (Some people go all day! I swear God leaves after an hour and a half), I guess you’ve come to the right place.

Personally, I find the Rabbi’s sermon fascinating. You see, no matter how much sleep I get the night before, when he starts that sermon, boom, I’m out cold. Fascinating. He’s like a more...

Andy Pettitte has rejected the Yankees' one-year, $10 million offer. Pettitte said he refused to be paid less than the team's bat boy.

Former Yankee infielder Tom Tresh has died at the age of 71. His passing is particularly devastating since he would have been a huge upgrade over Robinson Cano.

Randy Winn has signed a $2 million deal with the Yankees. Which is perfect since they usually pay $2 million dollars per win.

New York Yankee Joba Chamberlain was cited for a DUI. Cops knew he was drunk when he said Alex Rodriguez and Madonna make a terrific couple.

I bet if there was a drug to make you a better liar, Roger would be a better liar.

The human body is amazing. Did you know that if you were to take the small intestine of an average person and spread it around the bases at Yankee Stadium, you’d be committing at least three felonies?