New York Yankees Jokes / Recent Jokes

Derek Lowe has called rookie outfielder Jason Heyward a young Alex Rodriguez. In other words, Heyward hasn't taken steroids yet.

The New York Yankees have been named the most valuable franchise in baseball with a net worth of $1.6 billion. Coincidentally, that's what it costs to sit behind home plate.

The New York Yankees recently offered fans free prostate exams. The exams simulate what it's like finding a parking spot near the stadium.

The New York Yankees won their 27th World Series title. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of free agents.

Sadly, in the most recent comic book, Superman reveals that he has only been able to retain his super powers because of performance enhancers injected by A-Rod's cousin.

The Yankees plan to cut prices on some of their most expensive tickets in 2010.
Fans are thrilled, since they'll get to keep one of their kidneys.

The Yankees have announced they will wear a special patch on their uniforms commemorating the inaugural season at their new stadium. The design will feature an enormous dollar sign being flushed down a toilet.