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Major League Baseball nixed a New York Yankees signing after the player turned out to be under 16-years-old. They became suspicious when the player was asked his age, and responded by saying, "this many."

The New York Yankees set a record by being error-free for 18 consecutive games. The closest they've come to making an error is letting Phil Hughes pitch.

Curt Schilling announced he will not run for Senate. But just in case, Roger Clemens still plans on lying to him.

The Yankees are the first major league team to clinch a playoff berth. While the Nationals were the first minor league team to be eliminated.

In sports news, 44-year-old Roger Clemens stood up during the 7th inning stretch of yesterday's New York Yankee game and announced he would be returning to the team.

Unfortunately, when the 44-year-old Clemens got up to make the announcement, he pulled a muscle and will be out for the remainder of the season.

The Yankees plan to charge as much as $1,923 a pair for the seats at Yankee Stadium when the venue closes at the end of the season. On the positive side, you'll no longer have to watch the Yankees while you’re sitting in them.

Alex Rodriquez was recently spotted getting close with 60-year-old fashion designer Donna Karan. At the rate he’s going, his next girlfriend might be a pile of dust.