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Derek Jeter tied Lou Gehrig for most hits as a New York Yankee. However, Lou Gehrig never got to face the Kansas City Royals.

New York City will celebrate the Yankees' 27th World Series title with a celebration parade today. Parade confetti will consist of ticker tape, newspaper, and shredded Mets' season tickets.

New York office workers reportedly tossed important files and documents out windows during the Yankees victory parade. It's a marked improvement from earlier this year when they were tossing out themselves.

Army will play three football games at Yankee Stadium starting in 2011. Just a scant 70 years after they were any good.

In baseball news, the New York Yankees were eliminated today by the lowly Detroit Tigers in the American League Divison Series. Yankees owner George Steinbrenner vowed from his hospital bed that he will do whatever it takes to acquire every ball player that's either "Over 38 years of age" or "...makes over $10million a year." Steinbrenner went on to explain how acquiring a player that fits both criterias would be "Ideal for the organization, even if it means trading away our entire minor league system."

Steinbrenner then advised GM Brian Cashman to "resign that Alex Rodriguez for double what he makes now."

Yankees fans all over the tri-state area can be heard praying for a 9/11 sequel, but this time they want Bin Laden to land some planes in both Steinbrenner's luxury box and Rodriguez's living room.

NEW YORK (CNN) -- Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle and his flight instructor were killed Wednesday when Lidle's plane crashed into a high-rise apartment building in New York, city and baseball team officials said.

Yankees fans reactions have varied from being shocked to upset that Alex Rodriguez wasn't in the plane with Lidle at the time of the accident.

The Yankees have decided they are not looking to trade Alex Rodriguez, since they think it’s funny when fans boo him.