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Philadelphia's Donovan McNabb has a broken rib. We recommend he avoid going for a walk out back with Michael Vick.

Michael Vick failed a drug test and the judge ordered him confined to his Virginia home between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. with electronic monitoring. Michael Vick responded by saying, "Party is at my house."

Michael Vick was reinstated to the NFLafter being absent for 2 seasons while serving a 2 year prison sentence for federalcharges of bankrolling a dog fighting operation. During his 3 year prison probation period, Vickwill be working with the Humane Society of theUnited States on anti-dog fightingcampaigns. Inother news, Bernie Madoff will be giving a lecture today on Responsible FiscalPlanning in the recreation room of FCI Butner FederalCorrectional Institution.

Michael Vick has said he hopes to return to the NFL as early as next season. In fact, the troubled QB assured reporters he's been working like a dog.

Michael Vick went 0 for 2 in his first game back in the NFL. Of course, if Vick owned the Eagles, anyone who performed that poorly would have been put down.

Michael Vick is back in the NFL after serving 18 months in prison for running a dogfighting ring.
NFL commissioner said in his letter to Vick "I accept that you are sincere when you say that you intend to be a positive role model for others... and not just for cats."

One of the conditions: he gets paid in kibble.