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Michael Vick explained that he wasn’t flipping off fans at the Georgia Dome – it was his evil twin, Ron Mexico. Man, someone has got to stop that guy.

The Philadelphia Eagles are changing their name to The Philadelphia Vultures because vultures will pick up any dead diseased carcass from the side of the road!
Welcome to Philly Michael Vick!

So Michael Vick has been indicted on charges of running a Dog Fighting operation at some property he owns in Virginia.

One thing Michael Vick cannot be accused or indicted of and that is thinking outside the box when pondering the question, "What Would I Do if I had a Million Dollars."

And Michael Vick opened a new winery and restaurant that is the first of its kind to serve marijuana residue in a water bottle. Though it's known as "The Tasting Room," we prefer to call it "Bongs N' Beaujolais." Vick admitted he was reluctant to get involved with the restaurant business, but in the end he simply couldn't pass.

NBA star Ron Artest was glad to see troubled Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick express remorse for his involvement in a dogfighting operation and would like to reach out to him. Vick added, "Hey Ron, you're not helping."

Faith Hill will sing the opening theme to NBC's "Sunday Night Football" this season, the network announced Wednesday.

Allow me to be the first to send a sarcastic'thanks' to Michael Vick, for putting the NFL in the position where they feel the need to overcompensate their sensitivity. It's bound to be a lovely 07-08 vaginified season, where the teams group hug at the end of the game and no one loses.

Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb said he didn't know a game could end in a tie. He thought the term "sudden death" meant getting traded to Detroit.