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Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.

He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 12. 30.

“When will Punjab Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 10. 30.

“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?
Man Replies, 12. 30.

Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.
Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks

Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom
fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a
point, "Oh.. we`ll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh
replied, "No problem! we`ll attack USA, it would
take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we`ll automatically get
developed." All the surds became happy at this very simple solution but
an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he
wasn`t happy. The surd replied, "OH! THAT`S ALRIGHT BUT... WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA? ????"

Jugnu Singh: I Was Born In Punjab.
Kallu Singh: Oh Really, Which Part?
Jugnu Singh: All Of Me, Silly.

Sardar Banta Singh was Punjab's long distance swimming champion. He had crossed and re-crossed all Punjab's rivers in flood without any difficulty. Somebody told him that if he swam the English Channel, he would earn international fame. So Banta arrived in England and began his swim to France. Half way across the 22-mile channel, he decided he couldn't make it to the French Coast. So he swam the same distance back to England.

Once Santa Brought A Brand New Car And Drove From Delhi To Punjab In 1 Hour But When He Went Back To Delhi Again But In 5 Hours, Banta Asked Him That It Took Him So Less Time To Get To Punjab So Why It Took Much Time To Reach Delhi? Santa Replied That Because The Car Factory Gives 4 Gears To Go Forward But For Reverse It Gives Only 1 Gear.

ENJOY your journey while it lasts.
An announcement in Punjab Airways:
_______________________________________________________
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your very handsome
captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways. Sorry we are
four days late in taking off but I had to do some overtime at the
bakery.
This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. We cannot
guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in
the East. And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your
village! A real Punjabi will land where he wants to, isn't that right
brothers!
Today we have 12 passengers on the plane - which is a bit of a
problem because we only have 5 seats! Hmmm. For safety reasons we will be
counting all the passengers again during and after the flight. We
have a very good record for safety. In fact We are so safe even the
terrorists are afraid to fly more...