Riot Jokes / Recent Jokes

The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cell?"

One of the three men stepped forward, "Warden, we rebelled because
the food is awful."

"I see. And what did you use to break the bars?" The warden asked.

Replied the spokesman, "FrenchToast..."

"A riot breaks out during a rap concert in South Central LA...
Rap blamed for violence.
...
A riot breaks out during elections in Rowanda...
Politics blamed for violence.
...
A riot breaks out during a hockey game in New York...
Hockey blamed for violence.
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A riot breaks out during a nuclear peace demonstration...
Peace blamed for violence"
(Yes I did steal this from Tracy Marrow [Ice T]).

The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things.

First: Why did you revolt?

Second: How did you get out of your cell?"

One of the three men stepped forward, "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful."

"I see. And what did you use to break the bars?", the warden asked.

Replied the spokesman, "FrenchToast..."

The woman called to her husband from the kitchen of the Texas ranch and said, "Bruno, would you please get the car and drive the kids to the back yard so they can play?"
In the days of the Old West, bar fights would often spill over into the street and before anyone knew what happened, it was a full-scale riot.
In one such town, the Mayor wired the Texas Rangers for help. On the next train, a Ranger gets off and is greeted by the astonished Mayor.
"They only sent one Ranger???"
The Ranger straightened his hat, brushed the dust from his coat, and replied, "Y'all only got one riot, right?"
A Texan was dictating his will to his lawyer: "To my son I leave the sum of five million dollars, and he's damn lucky I didn't cut him off entirely."

After a recent riot, Italian authorities are thinking of suspending soccer indefinitely. We're hoping for a riot at the next Grizzlies game.