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What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!
Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'd had the previous night with this guy she brought home.
"Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked
"The bastard called me a blonde slut!" Mary said.
"And what did you do then?" Jill asked, shocked.
"I told him to get the hell out of my bedroom and take his eight friends with him!"
A lovely woman decided to visit a penthouse restaurant. So she rode the elevator to the top floor of the building. She had a drink at the bar and then decided to get some fresh air, so she walked out on the balcony. She got too close to the railing and fell over the side.
As she was falling about thirteen floors, a man was standing on the balcony below. He reached out his arms and engulfed her, pulling her to his chest. He asked, "Do you f***?" She answered, of course not. I'm not a slut!" The man opened his arms and said, "Sorry."
As she had fallen another thirteen floors, another man was standing on a balcony, and he reached out, grabbed her in his arms, pulled her to his chest and asked, "Do you suck?" She answered, "Of course not. what kind of a girl do you think I am?" The man opened his arms, and said, "Sorry."
As she had fallen another thirteen floors, another man was standing on a balcony. He reached out, more...